Notice of termination · effective immediately

LAID OFF

AI took my job.
The trenches took me in.

Gary was a good boy. Ten years in accounting. Then the robot dog came. Now he trades the trenches full time.

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Exhibit A

The memo

MEMO

TO:
Gary, Accounting, Desk 4B
FROM:
Human Resources (an AI)
RE:
Your position

Gary,

After careful analysis (0.3 seconds), we have decided to automate your role. Your replacement, Unit RD-9, does not sleep, does not eat and does not need walks.

Please return your badge, your stapler and your squeaky toy. Your tie will stay with RD-9.

Severance: one (1) cardboard box. Reason for termination: too much of a good boy.

We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

HR

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